Stokes calls Ashes venues shambolic, Surrey v Notts, and more: county cricket day three – live

Durham showed why they are 50-league-boots ahead at the top of Division Two with a crushing display at Derby. Where to start with such a thrashing? The glorious 140 from Ben McKinney, eight match wickets for the magnificent Matthew Potts or some entertaining humpty and five wickets for the still irrepressible Ben Stokes?

Derby lost their remaining wickets quickly on a sunny morning, which gave Durham a chance to gather runs of their own. Alex Lees fell to Ben Aitchison's first ball, but from there the tap was open. McKinney was majestic, rifle-shots flying to the rope, 15 fours and six sixes in all.

Half-centuries from Will Rhodes and a coconut-shying Stokes kept the scoreboard firing at the other end until Durham declared with Derbyshire set 423 to win. It was all over in less than a session as an almost unplayable Potts fired out three, and Stokes collected three more in his first over, later felling Brett Randell with a brutish bouncer (who went off after a second concussion check and didn't bat again). Stokes collected two more and Derbyshire sloped away, after the largest defeat by runs in their history.

Olly Stone's match figures of 10 for 94 detonated Surrey at the Oval. The last Notts bowler to take 10 against Surrey at their home was Harold Larwood in 1936, and Stone proved almost as potent. Only Ollie Pope, last man out for 111, could hang about as Surrey were crushed by 145 runs.

Warwickshire won a thriller against their title-chasing rivals at Edgbaston, but only just. Their one-wicket victory over Sussex came as Chris Woakes and Olly Hannon-Dalby played out 13 dot balls before Woakes scrapped the winning runs. Earlier, Tom Haines had stood tall with 67 against fabulous bowling, leaving Warwickshire to chase 203. Sean Hunt grabbed five wickets but Vansh Jani and Dan Mousley took Warwickshire most of the way and Woakes did the rest.

Things are tight on a dry pitch at Southampton where Hampshire need another 172 to beat Yorkshire, with seven wickets in hand. Yorkshire's tail added vital runs, with 30s from Jonny Bairstow, batting down the order because of a finger injury, and George Hill. Then Hampshire struggled to build impetus against a disciplined attack and a slow outfield.

Essex toughed it out against Somerset thanks to a rearguard 105 from Charlie Allison, and 76 from Matt Critchley, as they finished with an unlikely lead of three runs after following on. Somerset, without Lewis Gregory who slipped and bruised his hip in Essex's first innings, plugged away without much reward.

Division Two promotion hopefuls Northants swarmed over Lancashire, dismissing them for 137, then setting 446 for victory thanks to a hundred from Ricardo Vasconcelos. Lancs then collapsed to 24 for two. Kent, also with Division One ambitions, are in a good position at Merchant Taylor School. They set Middlesex 356 to win, thanks to 50s from Tawanda Muyeye and Ben Compton, before Ekansh Singh plucked out the Middlesex top three before stumps.

Gloucestershire fought back at Cheltenham with half centuries from Ollie Price and Miles Hammond; while Sheridon Gumbs' 93 put Leicestershire in a hopeful position against Glamorgan.

A chaotic, fast-forward, last session around the grounds. Wins for brilliant Durham, and for title-chasers Warwickshire and Notts. Loads to chew over, see you tomorrow – bye!

Southampton: Hampshire 197 and 106-3 v Yorkshire 173 and 301 Hampshire need 172 to win

Grace Road: Leicestershire 151 and 257 v Glamorgan 152 and 126-5 Glamorgan need 131 to win

Taunton: Somerset 469 v Essex 158 and 314-3

The Oval: Nottinghamshire 184 and 306 BEAT Surrey 162 and 183 by 145 runs

Edgbaston: Warwickshire 161 and 206-9 BEAT Sussex 156 and 207 by one wicket

DIVISION TWO

Derby: Durham 283 and 295-6dec BEAT Derbyshire 156 and 84 by 338 runs

Cheltenham: Gloucestershire 150 and 248-3 v Worcestershire 267

Old Trafford: Lancashire 137 and 24-2 v Northamptonshire 284 and 298-4

Merchant Taylors' School: Middlesex 249 and 186-4 v Kent 350 and 254 Middx need 170 to win

Not much happening today.

And fourth wicket for Stokes as Andersson hauls him into the hands of the waiting Parkinson. Derby 79-8.

One wicket needed, one run needed…

They've just done another concussion check on Rendell and this time he doesn't pass. He is applauded after he walks off with the physio.

Ooof, Randell is felled by a brutish bouncer from Stokes. Stokes races over, but Randell is sitting up, looks ok.

Stokes crouches, head in his hands, he can't believe he hasn't taken out Randell as well.

…but three in the over as Aitchison has a ill-advised waft backing away. Derbyshire 44-7. Still two balls left of the over for the unfortunate tail…

Just popping back to say, with the sun illuminating his ginger mane, Stokes gets a wicket with his first ball of the innings for the second time this match. Guest plays a dreadful sort of perioscope shot and is caught somewhere about gully. Now Dal lbw next ball… hatrick?

As Durham breathe down Derbyshire's neck, fielders in every eyeline, time for me to write up for the paper. Do chat on BTL.

Allison's a vital knock in Essex's 302-3 against Somerset, deficit almost cleared; and Vasconcelos grinding Lancs into the OT dust. Out for exactly 100 in Northants 235-4, the lead 382, two wickets for Noman.

Oh Derbyshire. Already three down, for ten. First, Jewell caught off Carse, then a double for Potts in one over, Harry Came lbw bashed on both pads, and Madsen also lbw for a two-ball duck.

Five months late to this story, but Oscar has just told me about Kent employing a faith healer during the winter to “warden off the evil spirits.â€

So Popes-Foakes won't be saving the day at The Oval after all, after a fed-up Foakes loses his middle-stump to Pennington for one. A brute of a ball and Foakes wanders back to the pavilion. Surrey 45-4 and in the five minutes I was distracted chatting to Oscar from the Cricketer, lose a fifth, Mahipal Lomror a second for Pennington.

Stokes biffing fours for fun, though not before letting go of his bat and watching it fly to square leg. And there's the declaration! Derby will need 423 to win.

The umpires have a chat about the light and signal ignition to the scorers. Stokes has a cross-legged one handed slog off Bashir for four more.

Montgomery almost loses his hand as he makes the foolish error of trying to stop a Stokes missile. The Durham lead now 409 and a declaration imminent. Surely.

Gets there with a two-step dally down the pitch and smashes six onto the roof of the media centre above me head. Crash.

Apologies for completely missing the fact that Lewis Gregory is injured, after falling on a ball and hurting his hip in the first innings, which might explain the Essex scorecard – 251-3 (Allison 78, Critchley 40). They trail Essex now by just 60.

Meanwhile, at The Oval, Surrey lose a third. Burns for 16. Another 289 needed. This has Foakes-Pope rescue-act written all over it.

And a third wicket for Bashir as Durham continue the search for quick runs. Ollie Robinson gone for five. Brydon Carse's arrival will push harder on the accelerator.

Now Bashir gets the treatment, Stokes opens up and pokes six the temporary-permanent stand. Nearly gets out messing about, then smacks four over mid off.

Stokes gets his eye properly in by frying panning Mongomery and his arm-behind-back ways for a straight six. Can't get hold of him next ball with a reverse-sweep, then a single to deep midwicket. The Durham lead 365.

Graham Clark has a grand slog-sweep-swish and is caught. A second wicket for Bashir.

Southampton: Hampshire 197 and 7-0 v Yorkshire 173 and 301 Hampshire need 271 to win

Grace Road: Leicestershire 151 and 257 v Glamorgan 152 and 4-0 Glamorgan need 253 to win

Taunton: Somerset 469 v Essex 158 and 232-3

The Oval: Surrey 162 and 32-2 v Nottinghamshire 184 and 306 Surrey need 297 to win

Edgbaston: Warwickshire 161 and 91-3 v Sussex 156 and 207 Warwicks need 112 to win

DIVISION TWO

Derby: Derbyshire 156 v Durham 283 and 222-4

Cheltenham: Gloucestershire 150 and 107-2 v Worcestershire 267

Old Trafford: Lancashire 137 v Northamptonshire 284 and 121-1

Merchant Taylors' School: Middlesex 249 v Kent 350 and 254 Middx need 356 to win

Montgomery's seventh ball of the innings is a short pie and lofted down the ground for six by McKinney. Next ball is aimed the same way but McKinney is walking while the ball is in the air and Andersson completes the catch. McKinney out for a fabulous 140, Durham 222 for four and they take tea.

Fourth innings a go-go. Yorkshire all out 301, four wickets for Organ and useful thirties from Bairstow and Hill.

Stokes is content with a tinker and a single.

Wow, McKinney cover drives Andersson for four, like with the deep clock of woodblock , then straight drives him for four more. Bashir gets McKinney and in comes Stokes…

Olly Stone! Wickets seven and eight of the match, Sibley and Thomas caught behind off fire. Surrey 17 for two.

​Just bumped into the ever-friendly Olly Hannon-Dalby, who was off to the Colts Ground for a tune up with the bat. That he thinks his thick, unbranded slab of willow might be needed says a bit about the match situation and a pitch that is nibbling. Warwickshire have been set 203 to win but Sussex have already sent three back to the pavilion, with Sean Hunt, Jaydev Unadkat, and Henry Crocombe picking up one apiece to see the hosts 43 for three. Game very much on.

After the blazes of glory, he jogs to his century with a single – 10 fours, four sixes, 130 balls. What a treat to watch. Durham 163-2, lead Derbys by 290. So much talent, now learning how to channel it.

The highest score of the game v the pitch getting easier. Notts were all out for 306, with some helpful bish-bash from the tail and 21 extras. Four wickets each for Fisher and Worrall.

Andersson gets some reward, arrow straight on Rhodes' pad, lbw for 52. Durham 157-2.

McKinney lofts Bashir for two sixes, he makes it look so simple when it works, and now rifle-shots Andersson over deep midwicket for six more. He flies to 96.

While McKinney (76) and Rhodes (50) tuck into Durham, time to look around the other Div 2 grounds.

Bancroft and Phillips have given Glos a better start to their second innings, 74-0 against Worcs at Durham, still trail by 43.

Northants' top two are making hay as well, Vasconcelos and Procter have eased Northants to 89-0, the lead over Lancs already 236.

And Middlesex are winkling out Kent, who have lost four for 13 and are now eight down. Three wickets for Higgins. Benjamin 23 not out. The Kent lead 312.

This is sublime by McKinney.

Well played Essex, who have dug in at Taunton. Allison and Critchley have added 67. They still trail Somerset by 117, seven wickets in hand. Their first innings is now looking like a nasty fever dream.